May 1
War Through the Ages
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
May 3
How to Make Elegant Teak Furniture
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
May 4
Spleens: Do We Really Need Spleens?
6th Grade Thesis
By Ms. Gracie De LaRue
May 5
Choosing a Reliable Bird Dog
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
May 6
A Journey Through
What is that racket.
Oh it is Snooples playing Dad's maracas and singing COPA CABANA into the window fan.
A Journey Through Ben's
Now what.
Nini's bread dough mixer. I can see Ninis poofy chef's hat moving back and forth in the kitchen.
I hope that Nini is making Lamb Tarts.
May 7
A Journey Through Ben's Digestive Tract
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
Horses: Nature's Largest Rodents
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
A Linux Server is not a Toy!
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
A Frank Discussion about Where Kittens Come From
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
A Terribly Sad Story
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
I am going out to ride my scooter.
May 8
How to Keep Your Lawnmower from Bursting into Flame
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
There goes the poofy chefs hat again.
Nini is testing her new Deep Cow Fryer. She is frying up an entire cow meat.
Some cats have a very easy life.
May 9, 2002
Muffin,
Don't forget about Ben's diarrhea.
Talk to You Later,
Gracie
May 10, 2002
Muffin,
Guess what. Mom and Dad want a beagle. They are training Snooples to be a beagle. Snooples drinks out of the toilet ok, but she is having difficulty learning the proper way to drag rotted road kills into the yard.
She is practicing on rotted deer's legs but she gets confused.
This is hard on Snooples.
Later,
Gracie
May 11
A Cat is not a Dog
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
It is time some people realize a cat is not a dog. Even if a cat drinks out of the toilet at times.
First, dogs lips are different than cats lips
A dog's toenails clack, cats don't
Dogs fart more than
May 12
A Pen Pal Can Be Somewhat
You Ought to Try Writing to a
Pen Pals
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
Having a pen pal is like you are writing to yourself if you lived way the heck over somewheres that you wouldn't be caught dead in.
But there you are anyways, and it is kind of interesting.
Also you do not have to put up with inconveniences such as starvation.
One bad thing is you don't know who the hell it is you are writing to it could be a wart hog
May 13, 2002
Dear Muffin,
Help please send ideas for 6th grade thesis ASAP.
Or maybe your wise guys have some hallucinogenic twigs or something.
I am open to anything at this point.
Thanks in advance,
Gracie
May 14, 2002
Dear Muffin,
I am going bat nuts.
Last night I was up until 3 a.m. writing my 6th grade thesis on Wok Cookery and then his morning I got woken early to the noise of soosaphones.
Snooples and Chessie were clumping in the parlor to Soosa marches on the phonograph. Ninis collection of antique potato peelers were scattered all over the floor.
Potatoes were stacked like cannonballs in the kitchen. There were some little piles of potato bits.
Snooples and Chessie had gotten into the potato bin. They had sorted out 8 little round potatoes. They had hollowed out those little potatoes. They had made shoes out of them.
They were clumping around in potato shoes.
This is the kind of life I have.
Your Friend,
Gracie
May 15, 2002
Dearest Gracie,
Please explain what is the diarreah. I will send healing herbs!
It shall be good practice for when I become a large animal veterinarian, which is my greatest dream.
All My Very Best,
Muffin
May 18, 2002
Dear Muffin,
If you want to be a large animal veteranarian you ought to talk to my big brother Charlie. He is a large animal veteranarian. He specializes in Beef Cattles.
Also he plays electric bass and upright bass and practically any kind of bass you throw at him.
You may have heard of his band it was called THE BEAT. He doesn't show up in any of the photos on account of he is only 1 foot tall.
Yours Truly,
Gracie
P.S. Nevermind about the diarreah. Ben seems to have gotten past this.
May 19
1, 2, 3 Wok Cookery!
Wonderful Wonderful Wok Cookery!
Wok Cookery
A good Wok Cooked meal is a real hearty treat. Chop up a
Wok Cookery is very nutritous. You don't have to peel your rats
Wok Cookery is terribly dangerous
Our Friend the Snake
How to Make Beautiful Lamps for Your Home
out of Every Day Objects
Such as a Tire Iron
Time for a break.
May 21, 2002
Dearest Gracie,
Must write only a brief missive as am on my way to the village to sell my polished stones. I will write a much more letter after market. . . .
I should very much enjoy the meeting of your brother Charles who is the size of a foot and plays a fish!
Until next time, my very best,
Muffin
May 22, 2002
Dear Muffin,
Today while Mom and Dad were away buying lumber we all made potato shoes! We are going to wear them to school tomorrow!
Bens potato shoes have sprouts at the toes. Pias are knee-high baking potato go go boots.
Ninis however are the best because they are very long and pointy on account of Nini used yams.
My potato shoes are perfect balls.
Anyways, you might want to try some potato shoes.
Gotta go,
Gracie
May 25
Potato Shoes: A Pretty Good Idea
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
A potato shoe can be an interesting thing. You take a potato, see
May 27, 2002
Dear Muffin,
We wore our potato shoes to school two days ago. Weakie had us demonstrate their use. We marched around the classroom to Soosa marches.
Now everybody at school is wearing potato shoes! I am writing my 6th grade thesis about them.
Gracie
May 28
Why Potato Shoes Are Not Actually a Good Idea
6th Grade Thesis
By Gracie De LaRue
You might think that a potato shoe is a nice thing. It is not.
At first a potato shoes is pretty nice but
The difficulty comes about when
The problem is that they rot and stink like hell after
May 31
No More Frizzy Fur!
Cute Aluminum Foil Animals in Just 10 Minutes
Rehabilitation of Taxidermized Wildlife: A Good Idea?
Safe Stump Removal
RAT DICKS.
