Fifi 'Squarepants' Laphroag
Vice president of Bassettville Academy chess team and three-time regional chess champion. Plans are to become dental surgeon specializing in rodents. Lived Bohemian existence for two years, earning a living by pulling chipmunks by their wrists out of rock walls. Thought to be of French and Scottish ancestry.
Shown here irritating Gracie.
:: return to the bestiary